Wednesday, December 23, 2009

DELAYED-- our new favorite word.

Holy. Worst. Experience. Flying. Ever.

We got to the SLC Airport 2 1/2 hours early because there was a storm coming in and we wanted Alene (who was SO nice to drive us to the airport) to be able to get back to Provo before it hit. (not to mention get back in time to watch the Las Vegas Bowl Game)

Our plane was delayed in getting there. Of course. But it eventually came and we only boarded 15 minutes late. We were thinking "great! we will still be able to make our connecting flight in Las Vegas!" We taxied out to the run way..... then sat there for an hour. Yes, delayed 1 hour. The storm just kept getting worse and they had to de-ice the plane for a while. Just when we thought we would be stuck there all night, they were able to take off. We were starting to get a little nervous about making our connecting flight. We talked to a flight attendant about it but he was not helpful, even a little bit RUDE.

(Sub plot: Brian was by the window and I was in the middle. Our flight was full and an older woman sat next to me who smelled r e a l l y w e i r d. On top of that, she ordered coffee, which I cannot abide the smell of. Not a good combination...)

Due to adverse weather conditions, our 1-hour flight took 2 hours. We had long since given up hope of making our connecting flight. Also due to adverse weather conditions, our flight was more like a roller coaster/elevator on steroids. I am not usually prone to motion sickness, but combined with all the lovely odors coming from the woman next to me, I was rather ill. I will spare you the details, but I will say that I hope I never have to use the little white bags in the seat-back pockets again.

But wait. The drama is not over! We landed in Vegas. If you were watching the Las Vegas Bowl Game BYU vs. Oregon State, you know that Vegas was experiencing winds upwards of 60 mph. Apparently winds like that make it hard to fly airplanes, so the Vegas airport only had 1 runway open. The place was mass chaos. Every flight was delayed. We had completely missed our flight to Pheonix, but after a lot of talking and negotiating, we were finally able to get stand-by tickets on a later flight, that also got delayed.

I still wasn't feeling well but sweet Brian braved the mobs and bought me over-priced food and very over-priced motion sickness medicine (the drowsy kind), which knocked me out until we arrived in Pheonix at 11:15 pm (3 hours after we should have been there). I hope I am worth it.

We got to the baggage claim and couldn't find any information about our flight. Finally, an announcement came on: "Passengers of flight 3926, your baggage has been delayed. Thank you for your patience."

By the time we got our baggage it was midnight. My poor grandparents who were picking us up! We are so grateful that they were willing to come get us!

We are just glad that we've finally made it to Tucson. It was a rough trip-- and it's debatable if it would have been faster to drive or not-- but I'm just glad we're here!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Birthday Bash

It was my birthday on Saturday! Brian was the best-- he did an hour and a half of dishes for me! He also surprised me with a book-- "Peter and the Sword of Mercy." It's the 4th book in a series... and until recently I thought that the series was a trilogy! I am excited to read it on our flight (we are actually in the airport right now, 1 hour to go before our flight leaves).

We didn't eat breakfast because we went to Tucanos Brazilian Grill for lunch. We ONLY go there when one of us has a free birthday meal, and we only go for lunch, because it's cheaper for the person who has to pay for their meal. Yay for being poor students! But Tucanos is amazing. There's a buffet-style salad and pasta bar that you visit as many times as you want and then waiters come around with about 10 different kinds of meats (and pineapple) grilled on an open flame. My favorite is the pineapple. There is a cylinder on each table that has red and green on the ends and that's how you show the waiters that you want more grilled meats or if you want them to stop bringing them. So towards the end of the meal, Brian and I put it on the red side, but whenever we saw the pineapple coming, we would switch it to green. The waiter started making fun of us! (We didn't even need to eat dinner that night, we ate so much! I'm sure that wasn't very healthy to gorge ourselves that way, but it was SO good!)

After Tucanos we did laundry.... SO glamorous.....

But then we went to Salt Lake for the Eclipse Christmas Concert. If you've never heard of this group, go here and listen to "We 3 Kings." They are such a fun group to see in concert! Brian even bought me 2 of their CDs!

So now I'm officially 23.... I need to remember that, I keep forgetting how old I am because I don't tell my students my age. They spend all year guessing, then I tell them on the last day. But every once in a while I have to stop and think wait, how old am I?

I am excited to see what will happen in this next year of my life. There will be a lot of big decisions to make and a lot of changes, with Brian finishing at BYU and starting Medical School. We will probably make the choice of where we are going in March, move out of Provo in July, and Brian will start school again in August. Hopefully I will be teaching.... but who knows? It will be interesting to see where we are a year from right now. This year will definitely be an adventure!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Dear Santa,

Macy's has partnered with the Make a Wish Foundation to donate $1 to them for every letter to Santa that they receive. So my class wrote letters to Santa Clause this week. Here are some of my favorites:

Thank you for the stuff you gave me last year. I hope I will have fun like last year. I rilly want to see a rain deer.

Nevermind the ear piercing from the email. I got it for my birthday. But I would like earrings now like pink blue green black white.

Do you get presents? I hope you have a WONDERFUL Christmas. I want books.

I want a family trip to Californya.

Do you like to go golfing. Have you gone of vacation to Hawaii. How many elfs do you have. How many children are there in the world.

Thank you for reading my other letter that I wrote. My sister gets to be one of your elfs in a play.

Can I have a elf for Christmas? Plese I will triy to be good a lot! I ascked you last yer! I mustf bin bad. sory.

I just want to say thank you for all the toys you have gave me the last few years and especially my baby alive. Merry Christmas

You are the nicest person in the world. I know Rosey and Buger, they are nice elfs and they always come to my house. how are you and mrs. clause. I’ve been having fun.


Apparently I need to teach them how to use question marks.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

What I am thankful for

With Thanksgiving coming up, I was thinking of some the things I am thankful for:

#1. I am thankful for BrianThis is Brian after eating a cream puff the size of his face

I am so blessed to be married to by best friend! He is everything to me! He makes me laugh and laughs with me. He plays the piano and violin with me. He explains the finer points of football to me. He listens to my endless stories of third grade. He plays frisbee with me. He is patient with me in every situation. He respects me and honors me. He tells me everyday that he loves me. He tells me that the macaroni and cheese tastes great even when the sauce comes out lumpy. He keeps me warm when I am cold, which is most of the time. He puts up with me talking (and singing) in my sleep. He tells me I'm beautiful when I don't feel like I am. He encourages me to be my best and inspires me to be even better. He is the best husband I could ask for. What would I do without him?!

#2. I am thankful for my family
I am so blessed to be part of such a wonderful group of people! The Wrights, the Evans, the Oldhams, and everyone in between! I am thankful to have so many people who love and support me and are such great examples to me.

#3. I am thankful for the temple
The temple is such a beautiful place where such beautiful ordinances are performed! I am so thankful that our Heavenly Father has provided such a great plan to help us to return to him. I am thankful for the eternal truths that I can learn when I go to the temple. I am thankful that I can serve my brothers and sisters by going to the temple and serving to unite families forever. I am thankful that I can be with those I love forever because I have been sealed to my parents, my brothers and sisters, and my sweet husband for time and all eternity.

#4. I am thankful for good friends

I can't put a picture for this one because inevitably I would leave someone out. I feel so blessed to be friends with such amazing people. I work with amazing people at school who are always there for me and love me even when I'm not perfect. They help me "lower my affective filter." :) I also have so many great friends in our complex and ward. Just this week while Brian has been gone, someone has invited me over every night to make sure I wasn't feeling lonely. They are such great examples to me of loving service. I am thankful for wonderful neighbors who are our great friends. I am thankful for those friends who, even though we don't see each other often, are always there-- all of those friends who can pick up our friendships right where we left off, no matter how much time has passed. I am so thankful for all of my friends-- they are all wonderful examples of strength, endurance, kindness, and service.

#5. I am thankful for my job
These are my students eating noodles with chopsticks. We were reading a story about a girl from China.

I have the best job in the world! Every day is different and exciting. I love my students to pieces (even when they drive me crazy!). I am so thankful to be a teacher and learn so much from these fun boys and girls. I love watching them learn. I love seeing their curiosity grow. I love it when they find that book that sparks a love of reading inside them. And I love reading Harry Potter to them on the rug.





Saturday, November 21, 2009

Great Books

I just read a great series! I actually read the first one because I was going to have one of my higher-level guided reading groups read it at school (it is about a 4th grade level). After that I got hooked. I'm not going to lie, the cover initially turned me off:
but this particular book definitely proves the adage "don't judge a book by it's cover" true. It is about a group of people who live in a village beneath a forbidden mountain. Because their culture puts a lot of value on strength and courage, Rowan is looked down upon for his timidity and small, weak stature.

In the first book, "Rowan of Rin," the river running down from the mountain goes dry. The village wise woman, Sheba, gives them a prophesy/riddle to solve that will help a small group navigate their way up the mountain.
Seven hearts the journey make,
Seven ways the hearts will break.
Bravest heart will carry on,
When sleep is death, and hope is gone.
Look in the fiery jaws of fear
And see the answer white and clear,
Then throw away all thoughts of home
For only then your quest is done.

In each book there is an adventure, usually guided only by Sheba's seemingly confusing and helpless prophesies. Each one is a great read!

The series is in this order:

Rowan of Rin
Rowan and the Travellers
Rowan and the Keeper of the Crystal
Rowan and the Zebak
Rowan of the Bukshah (Alternate title: Rowan and the Ice Creepers)

I particularly enjoyed these books because they were quick reads (around 150-200 pages-- I read each one in 1-2 evenings), but they were still intricate and exciting. I think Emily Rodda does a fantastic job of developing her characters and setting, even in such short books. I highly reccomend these books to anyone who enjoys fantasy and adventure!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Halloween

We love Halloween!

Despite the fact that we both woke up feeling under-the-weather (which resulted in not being able to spend the evening with our good friends the Hamiltons... sad day!), we still were able to take part in a few Halloween Traditions:

Carving Pumpkins

Costumes!

And, of course, Garfield's Halloween


Ingenious Contraption

On Saturday, we figured out that we had probably put too much oil in our car... like 3 quarts too much oil... but we weren't quite sure. Our new Mazda's dipstick is absurdly hard to read. It's a long story with lots of details that no one really cares about, so we'll just say that we're pretty sure we thought it was empty so we added 3 quarts, and now we're thinking it was probably full to begin with.

So, being the self-reliant (not to mention "poor") students that we are, we had the great idea to rig up a homemade device to suck some of the oil out. The device would involve some rubber tubing from Lowe's and a baby nose-sucker from WalMart.

We drove all the way to Lowe's and were walking in when we realized that neither of us had our wallets (aka no $). We decided to check to see if they even had what we were looking for. They did. It cost 9 cents per foot. Dilemma: do we drive all the way home to get a quarter or do we search the floors of Lowe's until we've found all the loose change people have dropped? We searched the floors for about 5 minutes as we walked from the back of the store to the front doors, then drove home. We considered asking random people if they had any spare change. It's too bad we didn't have a spare Santa suit, a bell, and a Salvation Army bucket in our trunk.

We eventually did acquire the needed materials and produced the world's most inefficient oil-sucker. It took us about 45 minutes to suck out about a quarter of a quart.

We finally decided to take it to Jiffy Lube on Monday and have them drain all the oil and put in the right amount, just so we can be sure.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

A New Member of the Family

We've been wanting one for a while.....

We haven't decided on a name yet.....



We finally got an amazing deal on the car of our dreams: a 2008 Mazda 3 Sport Hatchback. This car is just the color and has the features that we wanted. Our car broker got it at an auction last week and we were finally able to pick it up from his house on Wednesday night. So far, we have been enjoying the sunroof way too much and the nice sound system.

There was some early drama with the car, as it was leaking oil faster than Rocky was leaking blood during his fight with the Russian man of steel. We took it back to the shop and they had put the wrong oil filter in (which is what we thought happened). They fixed it in an hour. The whole time we were surrounded by Latino children running around, drawing pictures, and offering us candy that had fallen out of their mouth onto the floor.... At least we got the car fixed, even though we felt like minorities in our own country.



We're not used to driving a sporty-looking car yet, so we feel pretty nifty every time we climb into it. Fortunately, we do a pretty good job of sharing the joy of driving it, so we don't have to set out defined custody agreements and times.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Baylor College of Medicine


Editor's Note: This blog was written a couple of weeks ago but due to technical complications was not uploaded in a timely manner.

After waiting around the Columbus airport for forever (9/24), I finally boarded my plane for Houston. The plane made a brief stop at the Chicago-Midway airport, so naturally the seven of us continuing on to Houston made a mad scramble for the good seats (front windows) once we were done being counted. An old lady ended up sitting next to me on the plane, and we started talking during the flight because she kept spilling her food on me. She started telling me all about her granddaughter who was studying at some Texas university, minoring in Religion so she could go be a missionary somewhere. I told her that I was a missionary in Russia for two years without even having minored in Religion. She had all sorts of questions about that, but it seemed that when she found out that I went to school in Utah she stopped being so curious. Oh well.

I got a ride on SuperShuttle to get from Hobby airport to my host’s apartment. There were only two other people on the shuttle with me and, oddly enough, one of them was some lady from Orem going to some ultrasound conference (she worked in a hospital). So it really seems that I can’t escape from Utah Valley regardless of wherever I go. My host people were really nice (a married couple from BYU), and I just ended up watching “The Office” and “Jeopardy” with them the whole evening while I prepped for my interview.

I rode the light rail transit system into the Texas Medical Center (TMC) Friday morning and was completely amazed at how large the center was! It seemed that TMC should stand for Texas Medical City, because it was definitely larger than some cities that I had been in! If I felt like a little flea at Ohio State, I definitely felt like a tiny electron being bounced around in that big city. I walked around and took pictures of the area (something I actually got into trouble for later on by some of the police… they said I looked like a terrorist taking pictures and could get into trouble with homeland security…. Spending a night—or lifetime—in jail would be a great to impress Baylor!). My interview day didn’t start until noon (and I left at 7:45 when the host-husband-person left for his classes), so I sat around a lot. I saw a lot of applicants interviewing at the neighboring UT-Houston medical school. They got those cool backpacks with the drawstrings! And all I got was a name badge. Not fair, but in a just world they will end up paying for it through their tuition.

The monstrosity Texas Medical Center

More of the medical suburb inside Houston

There were about 50 applicants being interview at Baylor that day, so I was definitely in a big group. After stuffing us with pizza and tons of information about the school, we had a three-hour block where we had two 30-minute interviews. My first interview was with a faculty member who must have been from Nepal or India or something (I’m not an expert, unless he would have been Russian). He had lots of questions about my mission in Russia and wanted to know what a typical day was like. At the end I asked him how he balances his career as a physician with his family (and also how he did it in medical school). It seems that he wasn’t the most qualified person to answer that question, because he told me he sacrificed and left his family to go to medical school because he knew he wouldn’t be able to divide up his time properly (though he is married). Talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy! You can’t divide up your time properly so you just completely cut them off? He was happy with his choice, but I definitely won’t be following his example in that way. At the end of the interview, he said that he would be excited to have me at Baylor and his comments to the rest of the admissions committee would be towards that end. : )

My second interview was with a medical student on the admissions committee. Towards the end of the interview he asked if there was anything else that I wanted to tell him about myself that wasn’t on my application. I told the thrilling story of when I was biking in the Columbia River gorge and did not know that my brake was dragging on my front wheel for 29 out of the 30 miles that we rode (this is the cliff-notes version). After I finished he said, “Wow! Did you rehearse that? If that was off the cuff then that was pretty impressive. I can definitely tell you have some background with literature.” I thought that was kind of funny because it’s not like I sat down the night before and planned out that story. Yeah, I’ve told it before but it’s not something I always keep in my back pocket in case a dull moment comes my way. As we were walking out of the room he said how much he enjoyed my story (at least I know that it will stick in brain and give him something to remember me by when he reports to the rest of the committee) and would look forward to having me with a colleague. Hopefully both of these interviewers weren’t just saying that to everyone, because it definitely lets me gauge how well they thought the interview went.

We had several tours of the metropolis known as the Texas Medical Center afterwards and we were finally done with our day at around 7:15. I ran over to the McDonald’s on the main floor of the heart hospital (what a great location for a place that fills you with cholesterol the second you step through the door) for dinner before getting picked up by my student host. It was here that I realized that my name in Texas is not "Bri-an" but rather "Brahn." The cashier did not recognize my name when I said it. After I repeated it, he asked "Brahn?" "Uh... yeah."

Overall I think that the trip to Baylor went pretty well. I was pretty disappointed with it at first (when I first arrived at TMC) because it seemed pretty impersonal and immense, filled with great and spacious buildings everywhere. However, once I got to the medical college, met the students, and got to know more about Baylor I started to feel much more excited about it. Thus, this is a perfect example of why it is so important to interview at the school and keep your feelings open so you can get a feel if the school is right for you or not.

I woke up at 3:30am Saturday morning to catch my 4:00am shuttle to the airport (the driver asked if I was "Mr. Brahn"...). I had never flown on Frontier airlines before, and it was quite the adventure! Each airplane is painted with a different animal on it and so I felt like I was walking into a zoo onboard. Everything from the flaps to the landing gear was creaky, and so at first I worried that the monkeys had gotten loose and tinkered with everything, but we flew safely. At the end of the flight, our pilot let us know that “Sal the Cougar” (the mascot of our plane, apparently) was grateful that we flew with them that morning. I saw the other Frontier planes when we pulled into Denver to switch planes, and I was scouting out which animal I would want to ride on next. It turns out that I got stuck with Jack the Snowshoe hare. Not as cool as Sal the Cougar. I got into Provo at 9:30am, just in time to get picked up from the airport, beat traffic back home, and get ready for the BYU-CSU game! Thus ended my long road trip, finishing the second interview of my double-header. Baylor will start informing the applicants that they accept starting on 10/16, informing a few every week, working their way down their rankings list. So the sooner I hear back from them, the better!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

My Hero



My little sister is one of the most amazing people! She is kind, selfless, caring, patient, and always willing to help. I feel bad because sometimes I get grumpy around her because she is so good at so many things that I am trying to work on myself. But she is always sweet and patient with me.

Sarah has been called to serve in the California, Fresno mission speaking Spanish (exotic, yet domestic)! She flew up to Provo on Friday with my parents. My parents left on Sunday and I got to be my sister's companion for 2 days until she reported to the Missionary Training Center. It was fun to have her tagging along to my class and the different errands I had to run. She took her scriptures with her everywhere and read, because she was determined to finish the Book of Mormon before she reported to the MTC.

I was pretty much in denial the whole time. I kept thinking "she is going to be living literally down the street from my house for 8 weeks while she learns how to teach in Spanish." I just ignored the little detail that I won't be able to see her or speak to her even though she is that close...

We dropped her off at 8am on Wednesday, so I could get to my school by 8:30. That was when it hit me. My baby sister is going on a mission! I can write her letters, but I won't be able to see her for A YEAR AND A HALF. I know it will go quickly, but so many things are going to happen in that year and a half. Moving, medical school.... and who knows what else.

I am so excited for Sarah, she is going to be a fantastic missionary.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Prayer in Schools

After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said:

'Let me see if I've got this right.
'You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love for learning.
'You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem and personal pride.
'You want me to teach them patriotism and good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to vote, balance a checkbook, and apply for a job.
'You want me to check their heads for lice, recognize signs of antisocial behavior, and make sure that they all pass the final exams.
'You also want me to provide them with an equal education regardless of their handicaps, and communicate regularly with their parents in English, Spanish or any other language, by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card.
'You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps.
'You want me to do all this and then you tell me. . . I CAN'T PRAY?'


I love teaching! And it does take a lot of (silent) prayer to get through the day!


Thursday, October 1, 2009

Going Nuts in Columbus


So, once again, poor Natalie had to wake up with me way before the crack of dawn in order to take me to the airport. Before we left for the airport, though, I checked our e-mail and saw that I received an invitation from Washington University in St. Louis to interview there on 10/20! That was exciting and I hoped it would prove to be a good omen for the remainder of the trip.

My flight to Columbus was surprisingly uneventful and I waited around the airport for an hour or so for the Leales (our friends. Yes, we do have some! I used to be their home teacher--twice) to come rescue me from the airport. Natalie and I had considered buying them a gift card to Chilis restaurant as a "thank you." However, it's a good thing that we did not go that route because I was sitting right by a Chilis in the airport and doubtless would have consumed the gift card on my own guilty pleasures (the chicken tenders with honey mustard... mmmm....).

Later that night when I checked my e-mail I discovered interview invitation numero dos: from Michigan! So far that day I had been two for two on opening my e-mail and getting an invitation. Unfortunately that easy pattern has been broken the last week or so as I have not heard anything else. Of course, only when Michigan sees me going to interview at their rival's campus would they send me an invitation.... Whatever. I'll deal with them on 11/13 when I go to Ann Arbor for my interview.

It turned out that the following day, the day of my interview, was Jimmy Leale's first day of dental school classes. So I, being the dutiful home teacher, flew all the way out to Columbus so that I could escort Jimmy to his first day of classes and make sure that he got to campus alright. I'm sure if word got out about this it would end up in some inspirational story in the Ensign or General Conference. Anyway, so I walked around campus for awhile. I felt like a little flea walking around the huge campus. I also felt like a tourist taking all sorts of pictures of campus, until I realized that it was the first day of school for all of the undergrad students. So instead of a tourist, I just looked like a helpless freshman taking pictures of his lecture buildings so he can find them the following day (I think I prefer looking like a tourist).


Mirror Lake. This is where everyone jumps in during the week of the OSU-Michigan game. They really are "nuts" here at OSU.

The interview day went pretty well. I got a nifty shoulder bag with a logo on it that basically cries that it, the bag, the user, the user's family, and the user's dog are all property of Ohio State (think I should wear that around Michigan?). There was another BYU student interviewing there, as well, as seems to be the trend. We had several information sessions for the first two hours or so, had lunch, took a tour of the area, and then waited in the conference room for our interviewers to come get us. My first interview was with a med student on the admissions committee. It turns out that he is from Ogden, so he actually knew where Provo is! That interview was only 20 minutes, which was surprising. Up until that interview I had been wondering if I had made a mistake in making my application so unique (emphasizing my Russian background and interests). I thought that maybe I had come across as some sort of freak (which fact I am trying to hide until I am accepted...). However, this interviewer went off about how much he loved my application and personal statement because it was unique and like a breath of fresh air. I had been reviewing it the night before and came across something about my research in Russian literature that I should find a concrete example for. So I came up with one at that time, and then during the interview the interview asked for a specific example of the very thing that I had thought of. Whew! So I felt that it went pretty well overall.

Okay, I didn't actually take this picture, but I like it because it shows the medical center (left side) and the building where my interview day was (front right).

I had a 30 minute break until my faculty interviewer came in to get me. We spent the first couple of minutes just talking about the Northwest and hiking/doing outdoors stuff there. I told him how my brother Bill and I had hiked up to the edge of the crater of Mt. St. Helens and that he should do it too as long as he doesn't fall in and get incinerated. He also said how much he enjoyed my application. He mainly talked about how well-balanced he felt that I was as an applicant and asked me some questions about the various things I've been doing. At the end of the interview (it was about 45 minutes), he went off about how much he loves BYU students. He said that "they are so mature and go on their missions and learn so much about themselves." I tried to be nice and score some extra points for the home team by saying that it says a lot about their program that they value BYU students so much, because it indicates the kinds of values that they focus on. I hadn't really thought about it in that sense until then, and so I started to feel better about the fact that there are so many BYU students there. He also told me how much of a BYU football fan he has become, cheering for the little guy (is that supposed to be a compliment?). He asked, "Who did you guys play last week?" "Uh, Florida State," I replied with a wince. "Oh yeah! That was such a physical game! I didn't know who was going to win until the very end!" It then dawned on me that he was referring to the Oklahoma game, because those would not be the 18 words I would use to describe the FSU game (if you went back and counted those words, shame on you). However, I didn't want to burst his bubble (or get rejected). He also said it was great when we burst into a BCS bowl game a few years ago. This time, not only did I not want to get rejected, I did not want to give Utah any more credit. Anyway, the whole day went pretty well and I came to like Ohio State a lot better than I did before I came.

The Leales showed me around Columbus later in the evening. We went to a German restaurant that had cream puffs the size of my face! I couldn't pass up an experience of a life time, eating one of the 8 wonders of the world, so I had to order one and test my prowess at eating such a monumental conglomeration of fatty acids and carbohydrates.



The next morning I was dropped off at the airport, where I waited for my flight to Houston for my interview at Baylor! I had a great time at Ohio State and had fun staying with the Leales. They showed me the wonders of Columbus and taught me many important things, such as the fact that a "buckeye" is a poisonous nut. Oh well. I guess even though a wolverine may eat it eventually, its victory will be short-lived. I guess that's the strength of a buckeye.

I won't hear back from Ohio State until after 10/16, so after then we'll see if I get in!

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Un-cle BRI-AN

One of my favorite pictures from our adventures this summer (taken at the Keldsen's house during the Wright Family Reunion). Paige was absolutely enamored with Un-cle Bri-an.

"Uncle Brian, will you marry me?" --Paige Keldsen



Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The pen is mightier than the pencil

Today my students made a class book titled "Unfinished Proverbs." I gave them the first half of a common saying and they had to complete it. This is what some of them wrote:

The early bird... wacks up so early.
It's the squeaky wheel that... is squeaky.
A rolling stone gathers... lots of snow.
No news is... a diashish. (I have no idea)
When the blind lead the blind... they get lost.
Too many cooks... bake to much food.
Where there is smoke... it reminds me of whispopping and burping. (whizpopping is passing gas for those of you who haven't read Roald Dahl's The BFG)
Never underestimate... pizza!
It's always quietest... at DEAR. (drop everything and read)
Every cloud has... some rain inside.
Happy is the bride who... marries the best guy.
All that glitters is... underwear. (insert 3rd grader illustration of diamond-studded briefs)

and my favorite:

The pen is mightier than... the pencil.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Music City Mania


So once again poor Natalie had to drop me off at the Salt Lake City airport during the wee hours of the morning so I could make my 7:10am flight. However, apparently everyone else in the area decided to fly out at around that time, as well, since the security line stretched for about a mile. Sadly, I arrived at my gate just after my boarding group started to board, so I had to jump in behind everyone else like a second-class citizen despite the status my boarding pass confered upon me. We changed planes in Phoenix, and then headed to Nashville, TN! Due to my superior punctuality skills I was an "A" boarder, so I got to pick out a good seat on the plane before the majority of other passengers. I picked a good window seat and then tried to puff myself up as big as possible so as to discourage any other potential-seat neighbors from sitting next to me. To my surprise, it actually seemed to be working! People kept walking by me, searching for other seats. When I scared the last guy off (or so I thought), a skinny guy with long hair, I discovered that the people who walked by me were still looking for a seat. So, unfortunately, a large man was forced to sit next to me. I felt like crying out, "Skinny guy! Come back!" because it definitely would have made for a more comfortable flight. So it was at this point where I determined that I am an unfortunate size for traveling. I am large enough that any plane seat I am in is uncomfortable, yet I am not so big as to scare everyone away from me. Oh well.

I knew that I had arrived in Nashville when the first song I heard off the plane was "I should have been a cowboy," sung by some guy in an airport bar. I purchased my round-trip ticket from a shuttle service and waited at the curb for the shuttle to pick me up. Four of us got on the shuttle at first, and then the game of attrition began. One guy accidentally got on the wrong shuttle, and then another guy had not actually bought a ticket yet. So they both got booted off the bus (with a string of curses). The two of us surviving passengers then were finally able to leave the airport! We drove through downtown Nashville (right by the stadium where the Tennessee Titans play!) on our way to the Vanderbilt Medical Center. The shuttle driver explained all of the significant landmarks over the bus' speaker system. Both the other passenger and I were sitting right by the bus driver, so we could have heard him fine even without the speakers. One time I even asked him a question and he answered without using the speakers, and then when he was done answering my question went right back to talking over the speakers.

When I arrived at my student host's apartment, I couldn't find the key he hid for me, so I spent a good 45 minutes snooping around his apartment, peaking through the windows, and feeling under ledges. The whole time I was just hoping that the police wouldn't show up, but then I figured that the neighborhood was shady enough that the neighbors were probably already used to this kind of behavior. I finally found the key, dropped by bags off inside, and then walked around the Vanderbilt campus. I was on strict orders from Natalie to take pictures of the area, so I walked around with my camera like a total tourist. At one point I took a picture of the medical center and then looked over my shoulder. There was a medical student standing there with an evil grin on his face. He said, "It's just a hospital." So I kind of started to feel a little more self-conscious about my camera after that....



The whole campus is a National Arboretum, making it impossible to find your way to class.... The poor confused guy on the left is trying to figure out which path is "the road less traveled" since, apparently, "it (makes) all the difference."


This building puts any building on BYU campus to shame.

My interview the following day (Tuesday) went really well! There were about 12 students or so interviewing overall that day. My interview was scheduled for 9:00am, and so I checked in at the admissions office around 8:15. It turns out that there was another BYU student interviewing that same day! We later pieced together that our wives know each other and that, at one point, we were destined to hang out together. However, those plans fell apart and our destiny crumbled--or rather postponed until 9/15 and again 9/25 at Baylor at two of the randomest of all places. Anyway, so once again, it was interesting to see how well-represented BYU is at these medical school interviews!


The Medical Center. This is where I got humiliated.

An employee of the admissions office escorted me to my interview at 8:55. As we were walking across campus to where my interview would be (in the Children's Hospital), she asked me what I was studying. When I told her I was studying Russian, she asked "Ты говоришь по-русски?" ("Do you speak Russian?" for those of you who don't говорить по-русски... which is probably nearly everyone....). Then she asked if I had served my mission in Russia. I was pretty shocked, but it became increasingly clear that she was a member of the church (the fact that she served a mission in Kiev was what made me begin to suspect this... and the fact that she graduated from BYU-Idaho....). So it was definitely pretty random! I was hoping that it was a sign that everything else that day would be going my way. But was it?

My interview was with a pediatrician lady doctor in her office at their brand-new medical center. The interview lasted about 50 minutes and was the easiest and most laid-back interview so far! The whole interview really was just a conversation. We asked each other some questions, but mainly we were just talking freely back and forth. She asked me the same question that I got in Rochester: "How do you deal with stress?" I gave her the same answer, but this time made it clear that I do not suffer from chronic depression! :) I said that I can handle with external pressure really well but can be susceptable to internal pressures that I put on myself (but it was a much more refined, elaborate, and stunning answer, of course...). I am glad that I told her all of that because she commented that that was a very mature outlook. She was completely different from the last interview lady at Rochester--she actually smiled and laughed a lot during our interview! I almost started laughing when she asked me "What three words would your wife use to describe you?" When Natalie was driving me to the airport Monday morning, I asked her this very question because I knew it was a possible question that might come up. So I was just like, "Well, I don't know why, but I'm pretty sure she would say...". : ) Natalie definitely helped me score some major points, not only for the nifty words but also because the interviewer has a 3rd grade child, and so she loves 3rd grade teachers (something we had in common! Although, my interest there is only in the singular). She also laughed when I told her the story of Natalie teaching me violin lessons and how it seemed that I was totally just wanting to crawl back into Natalie's life. However, for the record, that was not the case. Well, not completely.

Overall, the interview went really well. My only potential stumble was when I was explaining what I meant by "efficient" (one of the words Natalie used to describe me). Initially I said that I was efficient in my school work. Then the interviewer asked, "Would she mean that you are efficient in allocating your time between school, church, and work? That you are able to find time to spend with her despite your varying responsibilities? That when you are home to be with her, you really are home to be with her?" I was just like, "Uh, yeah. Exac--exactly." So she threw me a bone there and totally answered the question for me! I will definitely have to use that answer next time. At the end of the interview, she seemed really happy and said that she had really enjoyed talking to me. So it was really well.

They took us on a tour of the medical center later on in the day (which is very nice!), and then another applicant and I had to leave early to catch our flights at the airport. I thought this other applicant already had a ticket for the shuttle, but I found out as we got on the bus that he did not. He did not have any cash, and the driver could not accept his credit card. However, she did not learn that he didn't have any cash until after we had left. So we drove around downtown Nashville looking for an ATM. We finally found one, but it wouldn't accept his card (stupid U.S. Bank). By this time he was starting to freak out because he didn't know how else he would get to the airport. I was sitting right behind the bus driver, so I leaned forward and asked her, "When we get to the airport, will you let him run into the ticket counter and by a ticket there with his card? You can hold onto his luggage so you will know he will bring the ticket back to you. That would make everyone happy." I was trying to stick up for the kid (it's amazing how much older a mission makes you as an applicant... everyone is so much younger!). However, apparently I am a better negotiator than I give myself credit for, because she ended up just letting him ride for free as long as we promised not to tell a soul. We zipped up our mouths and made it to the airport just in time to catch our flights.

The flight back went almost without incident (are any of my travels ever free of that?). I made the mistake of sitting in the row in front of the emergency exit row, so my chair would not recline. I then started to hope that whoever sat in front of me would not lean their chair back, or else I would be smooshed like many of the bugs that used to frequent our apartment! A lady (with a very thick southern accent) sat in the seat in front of me and her mom sat right next to her. The lady had a pillow with her and was telling the whole plane how she was going to sleep the whole way. I braced for the worst. However, I was pleased to see that for the first 20 minutes she didn't lean her seat back (I don't think she knew it reclined). Her mother, unfortunately, eventually leaned her seat back. I froze. A couple seconds later, the lady leaned her seat back, smashing me up against my lap top. The only thought that flashed through my mind was, "You're a bad example to your daughter, ma'am." So my flight back to Las Vegas was not one of luxury.

Then, as I was waiting for my flight from Las Vegas to SLC, I was facing the wall as I picked up my luggage and prepared to sit closer to my gate. As I picked up my bags, I heard someone behind me say, "Hey, you were my Genetics TA!" So it turns out that there was another BYU student coming from an interview, and I happend to be his old Genetics TA (I didn't know who he was). I had no idea that such a position would endow me with such immortality and glory. I had been looking forward to getting some homework done, but instead got stuck talking to him for 30 minutes. Then he called his wife to check in, and the first thing he said was, "I tried sending you a text message from 30,000 feet, but it wouldn't send for some reason." I thought he was joking at first, but realized that he was serious when his wife started chewing him out over the phone and he tried to defend himself. At that point I started to scoot away towards my place in the boarding line. Sweet Natalie picked me up, and my wonderful Vanderbilt adventures came to an end!

I really hope that I get accepted to Vanderbilt, as it seemed like an amazing place. Hopefully, if I do get accepted, I will get a lot of financial aid from them, as they give out pretty generous scholarships to some students! I fly out to Columbus, OH this Tuesday for a Wednesday interview at Ohio State, and then fly to Houston on Thursday for a Friday interview at Baylor. Quite the road trip! These are my last interviews for a while though, so Natalie will finally be able to get some sleep after this week!

Sunday, September 6, 2009

The Return of Shelob

One day recently Natalie and I were returning home from a long day in the real world of work and toil when the real adventure of our lives began (Read on at your own risk-- it gets pretty graphic). We walked up the steps into our stairwell when Natalie suddenly stopped. I was completely oblivious to everything around me (except Natalie, as always) and would have walked right into the trap if Natalie had not stopped. On the wall near our door was the biggest spider we had ever seen! We recognized it instantly from the blockbuster movie "The Return of the King" as the one and only Shelob, fully healed after her battle with Samwise Gamgee.












Can you see the resemblance?


It was pretty nasty. We stayed as far away from it as possible while we snuck into our apartment. Fortunately, it didn't pounce on us yet. Natalie armed me with the bug poison sprayer of death and then sent me out to do battle with the dreaded arachnoid (she followed me out with the camera to document our victory, finishing what Samwise the Brave failed to do).

None of us wanted to get particularly close to the monster, so we stood aways away and I doused the creature with poison for a good couple of minutes.

Apparently Shelob didn't think too highly of our actions, as she started to try to outmaneuver the stream of death that was soaking her by the second. Fortunately my aim was steady and true and so she couldn't shake me. However, after a couple of minutes we got tired of using the spray, and so I tossed it aside, grabbed a broomstick, and prepared to enter the arena of death and engage the spider mono y mono. Okay, I still had a broom, but she had 8 legs! And fangs! And that poison thingy! Luckily for me, I struck first.
This knocked the Terror down onto the mat right infront of our neighbors' door. Knowing that there were children inside, I didn't back down from the evil that was only a couple feet away from me. I took a big wind up with the broom and brought it down right on top of the merciless monster's head (and body and legs and poison thingy...). Apparently if only Sam had been standing above Shelob with a broom, he could have defeated her pretty easily in the movie. But that would have made a pretty lame scene. Anyway, thankfully that deft stroke finished off the creature, as she rolled over onto her back, curled her legs up, and gave up the ghost.

My death blow to Shelob was so mighty that our neighbor even came out to see the brave hero who finished her off. Well, on second thought, he was probably coming out to investigate what the big WHACK! was right outside his door. Regardless, we showed him the remains of the spider and we all marveled at the presence of such a monster in our stairwell. As victorious heroes often do, we discarded her carcass in the grass for the wild dogs and fowls of the air to feast upon. Wymount will sleep safely tonight thanks to the heroic efforts of two seemingly-ordinary residents.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Adventures in Rochester (NY)

Poor Natalie had to wake up at 5:15 on Sunday morning to take me to the airport for my flight 7:14am flight out to Rochester, NY via Chicago (and she even picked me up the following night at 11:45! She must like me a lot!). I got to my gate around 6:55ish, but sadly our plane didn't make it for another two hours. Apparently, it was having a rough time getting going in the early morning because it was having trouble getting out of the hanger. We were all wondering if it was going to have a hard time getting up in the air and staying there, too. Randomly enough, another BYU student (with whom I worked and knew pretty well) was interviewing at the same place on the same day! So we talked for awhile. Needless to say, however, that the beginning of my first experience with United airlines was not a positive one. Apparently, our flight was on a tiny airplane (at least it had jet engines) that looked more like a missile with wings. The flight crew consequently gate checked large carry-ons (my poor bag included). However, they told me (and nobody else this) to try and see if mine would fit. My seat was in the back of the plane, so I got to walk by everyone on my way to my spot. It seemed that everyone in the aisle felt obligated to tell me that my bag was too big and that I needed to gate check it (did they not hear everyone else chastizing me too?). Even one of the flight attendants had to tell me off. Fortunately, even the guy behind me started telling everyone that I was told to see if it would fit in the cabin. Sadly, though, my bag didn't fit in the overhead bin. The awkardness of this was compounded a thousand times by the presence of another flight attendant, standing five feet away from me and watching me. I was about to squeeze it under the seat in front of me (it would have fit) but she snatched the bag away from me and walked it off the plane. So I was not the flight attendents' favorite passenger. However, I felt much better about United when I actually got into my seat. The seat was pretty comfortable for one in a missle and the window was actually at head-level. While I love flying Southwest, I get a little annoyed that my shouler gets the best view while my head (where my eyes are located, strangely enough) gets a nice view of the airplane's interior. I had never flown east of Utah before (I flew west to get to the Far East), so it was fascinating to look down at the country below. I officially came to the conclusion that the midwest/great plains are flat, and it was actually pretty boring to fly over it (good thing we didn't apply to any schools there... :) ). When we were waiting to board our connecting flight to Rochester from O'Hare airport in Chicago, TSA workers were conducting random searches of passengers boarding our plane. We were in a later boarding group, so I said to the other BYU student (as we watched), "Oh sad! They're only searching minorities." (Which they were.) It would be just my luck, then, that they asked to search my bag as I walked by them (the other BYU student was just laughing at me). They looked through the lunch bag that Natalie packed for me (seeing all the Zingers at the top of the bag) and said, "Somebody packed you an amazing lunch." They were coveting my lunch. My wife definitely looks out for me!

In Rochester I stayed with a former BYU student (he was my MCAT prep teacher) and his wife. He picked me up from the airport and gave me a driving tour of campus, so it was really nice. The next morning his wife dropped the two of us off at campus, and my day at Rochester finally began! There were only seven of us interviewing that day (including the other BYU student). I had never heard of the majority of universities the other students were coming from. I had never realized how well represented and respected BYU is outside of Utah (eat that, Ute fans!). Rochester loves BYU students and pursues them pretty aggressively. Out of the 100 students in their class, they usually take about 5 students from BYU. Most of the other students interviewing had never heard of BYU before, so they were surprised that it seemed to be so well represented.

Our day started with orientation with the associate dean of admissions, and then we were turned loose to go visit a class in a lecture. We snuck into the back of the room (well, we "snuck" as best we could, seeing as how the doors were at the front of the class and all of the med students just stared at us). During the class break, all of the med students descended upon us. You can perfectly imagine this if you have ever seen (in a movie or real life) what happens if you throw a ton of bird feed to a bunch of pigeons in a park: the instant the feed hits the ground, all the pigeons just swarm around the food in a frenzy. That's exactly what happened with us (the bird feed) and the medical students (the pigeons). I kept hearing "Oh my gosh! It's interview time again!" "It feels like just yesterday!" "I didn't interview until December!" Several of the BYU med students came up and talked to me, and everyone kept asking me if I was nervous (which I wasn't, for the record). The break was a lot longer than usual because most of the 100 students in the class wanted a chance to see us up close. When class resumed, I went out to my first interview.

My first interview was with a retired physician who was still closely connected with the university. We met in some sort of closet that seemed to potentially be able to double as a conference room for Smurfs. Space was kind of tight (but there was a relatively large table!), but it was enough for an interview. The doctor who was interviewing me was very nice and sweet, and spent the first seven minutes or so talking about himself so I would know him better. He then asked me such questions as "Why do you want to go into medicine? What experiences have you had in healthcare?" It was a really laid-back interview that was more of a conversation. He seemed to be familiar with our church, and said that he frequently drives by the temple "down the road" (meaning the Palmyra temple). He has a lot of respect for BYU and says that it is an amazing school that prepares students very well. Overall, the interview lasted for an hour, but it definitely seemed a lot shorter than that. After my interview, while I was waiting for lunch, the associate dean of admissions came out and chatted with me. He definitely likes BYU a lot (he came and visited BYU for the first time in March, and that's actually how I found out about Rochester). He even asked me how I thought our football team would do this year. When I told him that my brother used to play on the team, he then wanted to know everything about him. So it looks like he is slowly being converted into a BYU fan, too. : ) While there may be more Ute fans in the state of Utah, BYU definitely has a larger fan base outside of it.

After waiting around for an hour and a half after my interview, we had lunch with some medical students (who were actually kind of weird and spastic) . We then took a tour of the medical center. I felt pretty dignified and important walking around the hospital (like I was someone important) and didn't let people get too close a look at the big badge on my coat that said what I truly was. I felt that the big interviewing badge was analogous to the orange "dork dot" that I had on my MTC name tag for my first 10 hours or so in the MTC; everyone would just stare and smile at me.

At 2:00 I had my second interview (which was also one hour). I can only think of one word to describe it: "Yikes." My interview was with the associate dean of student affairs, so I showed up at the student affairs office and waited for her (the associate dean) to be free. While I was waiting, it became clear to me that I have seen way too many spy movies in my life. As I sat and waited, a custodian walked into the office, pushing a large cart with him. He could not speak English very well at all, and tried several times to tell the receptionist that he was there to change some of the uniforms in the locker room and needed to be let in. The first thing that jumped into my mind was, "Don't do it! He's a spy dressing up as a custodial worker! Haven't you seen any of those movies??!!" It would have been the perfect time for him to steal something or hack into some files or put a bug in their phones. But I don't think he did (I know, kind of boring). Right after that incident, I was called in to my interview.

My interview lady (she is an african-american) did not smile once throughout the whole interview! She did not talk about herself at all, but rather just asked me question after question. Some of the questions were the basic ones (Why do you want to go into medicine? What experiences have you had?). But then she brought out the bigger guns by asking questions such as "Talk about a time in your clinical exposure where you saw something that went against your personal culture/values. What happened?" or "How do you deal with stress/academic pressure? Give me a recent example of how you dealt with it;" "What contribution do you hope to make to medicine? What are your goals for medicine?" And also "We consider attendance and effort to be very important. Please talk about how you have shown your dependability to attend lectures and do your best in class." And she of course asked the classic question "Why would you be a good fit for Rochester? Why should we choose you?" Then, at the end, she asked if I had any questions. I knew that I would be toast if I didn't have any questions, so I thought of a couple at first, but she kept asking for more questions (at one point I even said, "this is my last question," and after that question she asked, "do you have any other questions?")! I eventually satisfied her quota, and the next thing she asked me was "So, when do you leave?" (Ah! What's that supposed to mean?!) I think she was just trying to make polite conversation. So we talked about random things for a few minutes, and then I left and was done with my day at Rochester! I'm not sure how I did overall as a result of that last interview, but I felt like I was able to deal with most of her questions pretty adequately. However, I keep kicking myself over an answer I gave that could very well be interpreted as a confession of depression (which I DON'T have). When talking about stress and pressure, I said that I am not affected by external pressures and demands. But to refrain from looking prideful or self-righteous, I further explained that the only stress that gets to me occasionally is internal stress, that comes when I don't think I'm doing as well as I should be doing or feel inadequate with low feelings of self-worth, which I haven't had recently or very often. Yeah, it kind of came out wrong in hindsight (which is always 20/20... 20/10 in my case, actually), but I'm pretty sure that she understood what I meant.

I wanted to explore a little bit of the campus before I left, but I ended up getting lost in the adjacent cemetary (I was told to walk through the cemetary to get to the undergraduate campus). The hospital has a huge cemetary right next to it, apparently making an accomodating place for all of those who don't survive a night in the hospital.... Supposedly the graves of Frederick Douglass and Susan B. Anthony are both in that cemetary, but I didn't come across them. I did find a way awesome tombstone that was simply a large deck canon from a navy vesssel. Also, there were some small buildings that looked like the tomb where Aragorn (from LOTR) is probably buried.

I eventually did find the undergraduate campus, walked around for a few minutes, and then took a taxi from the medical school back to the airport ($13 for like a five minute ride! Forget med school, I should be a taxi driver!).

The flight back from Atlanta to SLC was a four hour nightmare (it took us forever to get off the ground... I think the pilots must get paid by the hour). My "window" seat did not have a window right by it and the wall was so smooth that I couldn't rest my head on it. But I needed to close my eyes because my contacts were hurting. So it was a very long flight. However, Natalie was there to pick me up on time and we traveled home safely! We will find out how I did on October 15!